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The Hottest Fuckin' Nuts

£5.95

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Pain Level 9

Dr. Burnörium says:

Dr. Burnorium SaysI'm trying to find out whether it was Gordon Ramsay or Chubby Brown who wrote the label for these nuts. I'll let you know as soon as I do.

One thing I can tell you is that these rip-snorting peanuts are packing some serious heat.

I dread to think what would happen if you put these into a bowl, just left them on the side and accidentally forgot to warn people.

*WARNING: This product may contain nuts. Hey, you can't be too careful.


The tub says:

We warned you. These are seriously fuckin' hot nuts.

That's right we said it - because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot these nuts are.

I suppose we could have said "it's like the fiery depths of hell" or "that it's ass-burning" and even keep away from pets or small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas, but that just seems so wordy.

These nuts are hot as fuck! Succinct, to the point - no beating around the bush! Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it?

If these nuts burn you intensely, do not be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. You'll feel better. There is no better verbal therapy.

 
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Ingredients

Peanuts, Salt, Habanero Chile, Dextrose, Spices, Monosodium Glutamate, Jalapeno, Onion, Garlic, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Extractives of Paprika, not more than 2 percent Silica Gel, Peanut Oil.

Size: 284g (10oz)

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