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*Dark Arts Wood Gift Box* Psycho Juice Scorpion & Psycho Nuts

£11.95

Temporarily Out Of Stock

Pain Level 10+

Dr. Burnörium says:

Dr. Burnorium Says

Designed by yours truly, each and every Dark Arts box is laser-engraved, laser-cut, hand-finished and hand-assembled right here at Psycho HQ.

The end result is stunning.

My Dark Arts boxes are without doubt one of the finest chillihead gifts available anywhere.

This box contains Psycho Juice 70% Scorpion Pepper and Psycho Nuts.

The box says:

HALLOWED BE THY PAIN.

49% MATRIS FUTUOR - 51% CANIS FILIUS

☠     Use Psycho Juice Daily. Apply to all food

☠     You may experience pain. Do not panic

☠     Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from deep within your brain

☠     Endorphins make you feel good

☠     If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage

☠     Just shut up whining and take your damn medicine

 
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Ingredients

Psycho Juice 70% Scorpion Pepper: 70% Trinidad Scorpion, Water, Onion, Cane Vinegar, Garlic Pulp, Salt, Lemon Juice, Ascorbic Acid, Xanthan Gum.

Psycho Nuts: Peanuts, Naga Jolokia Spice, Rapeseed Oil.

Size: 148ml (5fl.oz) & 80g

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