*PSYCHO BBQ Ghost Pepper Barbecue Sauce
Pain Level 10
Dr. Burnörium says:
This is it.
Look no further.
You've just found the ultimate BBQ sauce.
Blimey Dr. Burnörium, that's quite a statement I hear you say.
Yes my little rain-sodden, lager-filled barbecue buddies it is quite a statement, but it's fact.
Trust the doctor.
Maroon me on a desert island with nothing but my deceased travelling companions for food and this is the BBQ sauce that I'm going to marinade them in ... or baste them with if I'm too hungry to wait for a marinade.
Psycho BBQ has the most incredible, deep, rich, full-bodied, smoky, barbecue flavour accompanied by the wonderful, fiery heat of naga jolokia (Ghost Pepper).
Whether used straight out of the bottle, as a marinade, or to baste with, Psycho BBQ is the business.
I'm Dr. Burnörium and for me to put my name, not to mention my gorgeous fizzog, on the label you can be sure that Psycho BBQ is something pretty damned special and has exceeded even my exacting standards.
I sincerely hope that you enjoy my Psycho range as much as I've enjoyed creating them for serious chilliheads like you.
The label says:
SERIOUS HOT SAUCE FOR SERIOUS CHILLIHEADS.
HALLOWED BE THY PAIN.
49% MATRIS FUTUOR - 51% CANIS FILIUS
☠ Use Psycho BBQ Daily. Apply to all food
☠ You may experience pain. Do not panic
☠ Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from within your brain
☠ Endorphins make you feel good
☠ If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage
☠ Just shut up whining and take your damn medicine
IngredientsTamarind, Naga Jolokia (Ghost Pepper), Brown Sugar, Water, Tomato Paste, Honey, Habanero, Cane Vinegar, Molasses, Mustard, Garlic, Hickory Smoke Flavour, Citric Acid, Turmeric, Cinnamon, Anchovy. Allergy Advice: contains mustard & anchovy
Size: 375ml (12fl.oz)
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